outs!-need a band aid asap! -where the fuck is the set designer? omg!
that;s not the sand-dune i was dreaming about...
IN THE FAR AWAY VILLAGE MANSION, THERE IS A "SMOKED" FISHMONGER, LYING IN THE ASHTRAY NEAR THE RECEPTION.
Castle of terror
You need to go have some fun, they said. Stop being so stiff. You're such a serious face. I'll show them, he thought. Sitting in the cooking pot naked in the castle of terror, however, was not what he had in mind.
USER: Benjamin Hanna
Mathew the Chess Champion. Once upon a time Mathew the chess champion was in the metro station elliniko. He saw this beatiful women drinking decaf coffee. He was stunned. He brushed his
Hot air balloon
"Well", said Bob, holding up his lighter over the gas barrels. "Isn' t life fragile after all"?
Rich heir shy with women
The heir offered to paint whatever she wanted on the end zone. "Just name it," he said. "Call them The Chihuahuas."
USER: Ana Isabella
All the neighbours had a slight crush on Barbie. One decided to impress her by installing an obelisk on the landing.
Castle of terror
One astronaut, after a particularly crazy night out in the orbit had a bad headache. He decided to land his spaceship to get a pill for his headache. But he was still pretty drunk so he crash landed. Around him was a castle, with ghosts and spooks and such. He forgot about his headache cause he was scared.
USER: John Zimmer
Vernon the interior decorator knocked the bottle of varnish liquid over as he backed away from the window. A UFO had just landed on the lawn. After his initial fear passed, Vernon noticed how elegantly the UFO was decorated.
In the future, there are no naturalists. In the future, there are no people - well none that count anyway. Well, there are a few. The royalty. In the future, the fountains are machinery, and the plumbers are king.